Title: Falling over/Rude old woman
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Blog Entry: Friday, 4 July 2008 My life has hit an all time low after the events of yesterday. Walking along, minding my own business, and this kerb jumped out from nowhere and trips me up. A million thoughts rush through my head, "Is this the end?", "Will I ever see daylight again?", before I hit the ground with a thunderous bang. I had no alternative but to lie there and lick my wounds (note: gravel tastes awful), only to have an old lady come over and help me up. I should be picking up old people, I thought. Not the other way round. So as she leaned down to pick me up, I punched her in the eye, forcing her to the ground. I duly rose to my feet and picked the poor old woman up, like the gentleman I am. However, rather than express her gratitude towards me, she shouted obscenities which are unrepeatable here. What is the world coming to, when old women can't say thank you, when the younger generation lend a hand. So, I stole her purse.
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